Guys, you're down the wrong road. First, there are about 20 top bschools and there are many rankings that juggle the list for top 10 or top 15. Keenan at UNC is one. Fuqua at Duke and Darden at UVA are others. Anderson at UCLA...

More important these are graduate schools of business. Your little lax bro won't be getting an MBA during four years of college. Going to a good undergrad college like UNC -- and doing well there -- is a gateway to things like business school.

Got it? Good. Stop splitting nostril hairs. And try the veal.