Originally Posted by Anonymous
Originally Posted by Anonymous
Guaranteed the Mrs. is getting tattooed and tag-teamed by the landscapers right about now...while he's off on LIE admiring his ride...so that drink he fixes her on the boat cleans her palate

And the landscaper has six crews running on hundreds of accounts and makes more money than all of them combine!


Actually, already semi retired. You must be confused with your own painful situation. You know what I'm talking about... The one where your junk is inadequate and your ole lady invites some local basketball teams over for a shoot around at your house. You might want to invest in black light, so you'll know where to step when you get home, tiny.