Originally Posted by Anonymous
And ultra left wing liberals that suspend team seasons for being too man..ly. Make sure your sons team doesn't have an old Farrah Fawcett poster in the locker room.


If you send your daughters to an ultra left wing school make sure she is not to attractive because you don't want her rated too high on the F***able chart or too ugly and she ends up on the unF***able chart. because keeping a journal on the type of sex you think certain freshman soccer players will excel at is such an important part of the college experience.