as far as introductions go...

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of shots and saves
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many soul to waste

And I was 'round when Jimmy Brown
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Chanenchuck
Washed his hands and held extra clinics

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my URL
But what's pissing you off
Is the nature of my anonymity

Please to meet you
hope you guess my name . . . .

or at least know a moderator that will tell it to you . . ..