Originally Posted by Anonymous
First, ProStart is like the Only F@ns of Maryland Lax. Even if you've heard of it, you wouldn't want to admit it publicly.

Second, I am zero percent surprised that the runts of the Anne Arundel litter think that players literally laying down on the turf for a fake penalty is some kind of flex ****that should be coached by adults**** . Textbook softness.

With that in mind...free of charge.....here's a Pro Start social media suggested pitch: "Are you looking to play at the next level, but are too slow for Hawks, too smart to pay True, too few IG followers to play for Clippers, and the possibility of getting bruised at Next Level or Cannons practices before your next Hardees shift, really scares you? COME PLAY WITH US, coaching as hardcore as a Target bag full of marshmellows!" Tryouts next week at the Glen Burnie Tractor Supply parking lot, because True already rented all the fields at the Moose, and the API guys just automatically tell us their turf is rented out, and I guess Clippers is having some kind of photo shoot at Bell Branch with supermodels and the Blue Angels, billed directly to the Clippers parents."
This is great.