Originally Posted by Anonymous
Built in excuse machine:
Option A - Hold backs. This can apply to any game at any grade level. This can make a lot of losing teams feel better about themselves.
Option B - Spring Break. If you lose any game in the spring this is an option. You can use summer vacation for any summer tourney game you lose.
Option C - Half the team plays football in the fall. This is a good seasonal excuse. Use basketball is you lose in the winter.
Option D - Dad Coaches. This one speaks for itself.
Option E - True acquired my kids club.

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