Childish digs? That guy screams and belittles his players for not getting off the field fast enough when he 1) never played the game and 2) couldn't run from the goal line to the restraining line without passing out.

The kids got themselves committed - not him. Don't pretend like he has the secret sauce. He doesn't. The MIAA is the best HS lacrosse league in the country. A monkey could get half these kids on a D1 team.

Crabs star is fading fast...