I have a new showcase. Its called "pay to play". $2500 per player and I will write up everyone and email all the college coaches for you. That work? Send registration form to my email: Ionlycareaboutthemoney.com or greasemeforawriteup.org
Here is a joke in of itself framed as a question: why not just skip the lacrosse, charge less and do a speed dating event in a rented out coffee shop? Each kid and parent can sit for 10 minutes in front of coaches and talk about their favorite movies and ice cream flavors and dad can show the highlight film to them on an iPad plus hand over the impressive middle school report cards.
Could charge $150 a head and cut the coaches in on the vig and make no small fortune spinning thousands of kids and parents through.
If this is going to be a joke, it should be an EFFECTIVELY MANAGED joke.
