Dont get angry. You is what you is!!! C'mon bro...Lets sing the Lax Anthem together:

Red Solo Cup
I fill you up
Lets have a party (2x)

I love you
Red Solo Cup
I lift you up
Proceed to party (2x)

Sing it proudly little man! Show your team spirit! The kids can dosey doe while you and the other parents sing aloud. A fine example you are! Enjoy the games!