Do the current Crabs parents and coaches not realize there are former parents and coaches still connected that are providing birth dates and details for every kid on the roster. You can't hide or holdback from facts. Just embrace it and be the villain. Stop the denial. Enjoy whooping up on everyone this year, cuz it's gonna be a long sad one next year when there's no way to hide your kid needing an advantage in High School. He will sit there just being not as good and wonder what happened. Of course there's always a 2nd year to hold back if you still don't have any pride left.