Are those sausage finger Jabroni parents posting from the bleachers, really? Maybe enjoy the moment with your kid like you enjoy your domestic cars and cheap canned beer. Instead of worrying about beating Lomo worry about covering your in-ground pool this weekend or deciding whether you should take your Christmas lights down or just leave them up at this point.
No wonder Lomo chooses the Venom name over YJ to avoid white trash by association.
Not everyone in your family hates my sausage fingers