Club Director; I'd love to give you a refund but I never got my tournament fees or coaches salaries back. Last year I lost money so I can't give you a refund. Tell ya what, I'll keep the tuition the same and give you a hundred dollar credit.
Parent; Really what money did you actually lose
Director; You know, um, a lot
Parent; Wait, so tuition is the same, I'm not getting a helmet or uniform, I get to travel to a covid state to qualify for WSYL combined 14u and 13u, oh and you added 10 kids to the roster. Yes, sign me up.