The Lax cult will travel anywhere for kiddie lax....Just wait 'til one kid contracts COVID after one of these sacred events.... I hope the directors have a good attorney because the lawsuits will be coming. And then the cult will be paying $8500 per season to absorb the legal fees..... Enjoy the games sheep!

But because I'm feeling gratuitous myself today, Im giving all of you dense-arse directors some free advice that will solve your parental-complaining problems and keep you and your organization out of the mud:

KEEP IT LOCAL, KEEP IT SAFE, KEEP THE 'PLAYDATES" GOING AND AVOID WHATS COMING YOUR WAY LEGALLY IF YOU DONT.....