Come to the Red Hots where we use great guest players to cover for our lack of player development. You should be aware that when we are short guest players the team will have trouble competing with above average teams. On the plus side, we will teach you the value name calling and poking fun at peoples weight. Please know that if you don't go to a top tier D1 program you have no value as a lacrosse player or future coach. You will need to return all Red Hots merch and being forbid to speak of having been on the team. Another plus is you will receive a lot of feedback from bitter parents who peaked in high school and are bitter they have not been allowed to be a daddy coach.