So wait. You mean this wasn't simply a bunch of blue collar girls from two towns (and some friends) thrown together to just go out there, toss the ball 'round best they could, aw shucks, just have a little fun?
You mean to tell us that some kids were pushed to another team and it had nothing to do with that wholesome, homespun, story we were reading above?
You, know, these stories are almost always too good to be true. Here I was thinking the stars aligned and a bunch of ponytailed rec level kids pooled their resources, hired a couple late model Buick Roadmasters and in true Bad News Bears fashion almost tilted the girls lax world on its M&D axis. Bruce Springsteen was already writing the lyrics to "Small Town Girls and Their Friends" and now we find out it was all just a ruse.
Those rascally Yellow Jackets!!! What was it that Forrest Gump said? The Yellow Jackets are like a box of chocolate...you never know what you're gonna get."
