Originally Posted by Anonymous
About 10% of what you read above is accurate. This is going to be fun. Wait for it. DATE STAMP: 2/7/24

I'm sorry you've been led to believe that mommy's special little guy is going to get a full ride to a national top 50 lax program/prep school in 9th grade.

So Which part is inaccurate?

-that almost nobody gets a full ride in lacrosse
-that MIAA-A schools in Baltimore get to pick applicants, and some good athletes simply don't get accepted (and many non-athletes do).
-that most upper level Baltimore area players are already at private schools by 8th grade, at least for the 2028 and 2029 classes

Those are not exactly hot takes. In fact they are pretty lame and boring facts.

But sure, screen shot it, so you can prove some obtuse point 13 months from now, when according to the Oracle of Elite Lax (yourself), Boys Latin expels its entire 2029 student body, and replaces them en masse, not with their Canadian boarding school laxers, but - plot twist - with a bunch of amazing athletes from Carroll and Cecil County Public Schools, all of whom will be attending for free, due to their secret eliteness that no one had noticed before. DATE STAMP lolololololololol