[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous
Can't wait to get the juice on this one.
Top Unsurprising 2028 Coaching Headlines, edited to avoid litigation:
1) McLean, VA lax CEO's lack of emotional management, best defined as pumping pure adrenalin and primitive anger through a 60 IQ brain, is being piped into Congress to motivate them to do something, anything. Mosh pit reported, but no federal budget or immigration law. Stay tuned.
2) National Corporate Lacrosse Club's Directors and Staff still assembling AA, A, and B level teams for kids that clearly either haven't been coached or don't want to be playing lacrosse. "Worse than being grounded," kids say. "You'll be just like our Illinois Team! Train More!", coaches say.
4) Annapolis coaches with boring green and black uniforms now officially more insufferable than the club's parents. Uproarious laughing heard at 3Step corporate offices. Film at 11. Club dues payable to 3Step, 30 seconds after tryouts. Credit card fee applies but do not send cash or check.
5) Aspiring Baltimore County elite - and future legendary - coach finally realizes his elite coaching dream, leaves job at "lost" public Middle School for "future top 5 national" Towson area public High School. Keep it up youngster, every child has a dream!
6) "National Lax Program" Coach / Director has rare Zyrtec allergy that makes you sweat whiskey and slur speech at 4pm on a Monday while coaching kids. Allegedly will become part of experimental study in Switzerland to diagnose this affliction. Says his dream has always been to purchase local lax startup in Forest Hill, wait, Hereford, wait, Towson, wait Annapolis....he means...Zurich.... and rebrand it under his corporate program. Practices begin today. 5 biggest players will be rostered for the corporate elite team in Maryland for next year's HoCo season. | 
