I love how out of state dads desperately track what HoCo teams are doing. You follow them, they don't follow you. Keep your trap shut and let the kids have fun. Lacrosse is played all over the country in hot weather. Keep making excuses for why your kid can't compete. It must be because of holdbacks. It must be!
anyone see where the mic dropped?
what's up holdback dad! keep pretending to be your son on insta. you are fooling us all
Cue the whining of "OMG you looked at my...I mean...their....IG profiles? How creepy! <<returns to posting on kid's IG in the first person, and DMing other kids in first person>>"
The 2028 kids' IG profiles are entire group of "How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?" hardo dads (and if you don't get that reference, you're waaaaay too old). My favorite yet was a mid 2021 13th birthday post, posted by 2028 kid, erased a few hours later by dad lol.
