Originally Posted by Anonymous
Originally Posted by Anonymous
it's nice to be home after another rainy day...Snuggled up I'm my Crabs PJ's thinking about how great my kid is because he is better than yours...Maybe I'll read my Crabs Handbook and dream of how bad my kid is going to beat yours...Our family thanks your crappy kid for making my kid look great on the lax field.. So happy that my 5th grader can drive himself to practice now...Really taking a burden off of me and my wife...Life is good and every one sucks but us......Sound far fetched???? Apparently everyone in the lacrosse world thinks this.....idiots....
Don't forget the Ryan M picture that is in your house like Kim Jon Un is in every North Koreans house.....It is written in the crabs handbook to cry and weap every time you walk by Ryan's picture to show your reverence and respect...All Hail Crabs...


King Crab also has his right of jus primae noctis .