Next lacrosse game I attend I am going up to all parents and asking 1) religion (because that is important in the game of lacrosse) 2) their child's age (so I can rationalize the loss) 3) income level (why not) and of course 4) education level..those factors seem important to the success of a lacrosse team. I will disregard red solo cups and drunken parents, because that is OK
1)religion only if they are a club (ahem) that spouts their foundation is Christian and then behave poorly. Is a mockery of Christian values
2)If you are cheating you are cheating - those on the receiving end of cheating do not have to rationalize anything. It is the holdback parents who constantly rationalize that it is okay to have kids 1-2 year older on the same field just so they can win.
3 & 4) Seems like education and income coincide with #2. Private school encourages holding back and the ability to afford private school (or pretend you can afford it) is directly proportional to income.
