Next lacrosse game I attend I am going up to all parents and asking 1) religion (because that is important in the game of lacrosse) 2) their child's age (so I can rationalize the loss) 3) income level (why not) and of course 4) education level..those factors seem important to the success of a lacrosse team. I will disregard red solo cups and drunken parents, because that is OK | 
