I had a looneys mom last night. Plump and juicy. Little on the greasy side. Said she was married to a crab cake eating fat guy named Biff. [/quote]

Very accurate description of your wife. You really like it that she is out and about with the guys while you are working, really brings in some household cash. Even at 240 lbs. she can attract some low life guys. You must be so proud. Wonder if she ever meets any of her "clients" at your kids lacrosse games?