Yes, seriously. News flash - parents of elite 8th grade lacrosse teams take the success of their son and his team EXTREMELY seriously and personally. it is actually kind of funny that you would come on this forum and pretend to be surprised by that.
I feel for you in the HIgh School years. You might want to start seeking therapy now for the freight train that's coming for you.
Thanks for your fake concern, but trust me my son and I will be fine.