Originally Posted by Anonymous
So instead of doing a Google search which would reveal all the information you need( Sound is Connecticut) you cam on here to find out? It could take hours to get an answer, meanwhile Google would answer your question in seconds! Come clean and stop being a sh*t stirrer dude, it's pathetic and sad.



OK! I’ll talk!

In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam. In 4th grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. 5th grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.

But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Figured you were wound up too tight and needed a laugh. or your just going to pop a blood vessel. either way enjoy!!!!!!! Goonies forever