[quote=Anonymous]Going to check my inbox for an e-mail from the non-coach who knows it all. I hope I'm not disappointed!
Why would I email you? I don't like you.
Wait, I get it now. You actually want me to take it over, don't you? You realized that I'm right and you want more for your kid. Welcome to the darkside.
Listen, I'll go just to observe what an excellent, knowledgeable and dedicated coach you are and to see how you handle the kids. If you are all you say you are, then the two HS Varsity coaches we have don't stand a chance. Then with your guidance and leadership and infinite lax wisdom my kid can move up from mediocre where "everyone gets a cookie" to Orange Animal! BUT something tells me I'm better off trusting my 2nd grader with the coaches we have.
Your choice, Spaghetti Legs. I know I'm right and so do you. And yes, that "everyone gets a cookie" [lacrosse] is for PAL teams where skinny, but out of shape, dads can coach using the knowledge they got from a website or watching guys like me.
