Mostly they will stop playing because the age and size advantage you give them now by cheating will disappear when they get to high school and beyond. All the affluence and phoney caring will, despite your best efforts, not be enough to stop the little voice inside the kids heads that tells them they were not doing it the right way. Worse, they will know that you took away their chance for true athletic achievement. Hopefully, they will blame you, their parents, and not the other kids. You all know that "you reap what you sow" and the kids know it too.

Got it. Thanks for sharing Mr. Coward. Your opinion means the world. Good luck against those dirty rotten scoundrels in Womanhasset.