You sound like Ted Knight to Rodney Dangerfield at Bushwood Country Club. Some people don't belong!
Actually, as a self-professed Caddyshack officienado, the "some people do not belong" comment was uttered by Judge Smails (Ted Knight), but it was said to Danny Noonan (Michael O'Keefe - yes, that Michael O'Keefe).
The actual exchange with Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) follows :
Judge Smails: You - you will never be a member of Bushwood! Al Czervik: A member? You think I actually want to join this scumatorium? The only reason I'm here is because I might buy it!
Honestly, it is amazing just how many quotes from this low-budget "B" comedy have made their way into everyday expressions (and not just on the putt-putt course) : Caddyshack Quotes via IMDB
