I once had this girlfriend who I thought would be true when we were separated for a bit. I was really blue when she didn’t write me or let me know what was going on with the relationship even though I had paid for every date in full.

We were due for a date on June 6 and she told me we would definitely figure something out and promised she would be in touch with me but I still haven’t heard from her.

I think she skipped town.

Which is too bad because the kid we both cared about is stuck with me and really upset because he thought she cared.

But she was only after the money.