Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
It was 0-0 with seconds left when Bundy scored that historic TD against "Spare Tire" as they both met in a sound heard round the world on the one yard line. Only one man was left standing.. 4 TD's was another game. After all, He does have his HS field named after him
