Originally Posted by Anonymous
Dear MD Cheater Troll,

So you have held your sucky kid back twice so he can go to an ivy school. Hope he has good grades, because he won’t be going there to play lacrosse. Ivy’s want good players. They have no use for sucky cheater players from sucky holdback teams. Your teams stink. Your kid stinks. Pretty simple concept. Understand now?

~Sal from the Island


Sorry Sal, no scholarships at the IVYs. You’ll get some financial aid but won’t be enough. So maybe start teaching him a trade so has something to fall back in after that deep run at Albany.