Back of the cage...so easy even a cave man can do it.
Just admit some of the boys are older, post their real birthdays or send a team to Denver in two years.
This is the part where you all just say, "we got beat by a better team", it's okay, it happens. The worst part is they are going to come back more stacked next year and there is nothing you can do about it except sit here and complain on the internet. The smallest kid on their team is the toughest one is what I find the funniest. Sounds to me like it's not an age or size thing, it's a tough vs soft thing and the north is breeding them soft.
