Originally Posted by Anonymous
Not a Madlax parent. No reason that I would make stuff up. Goalie, close defender, LSM, lefty attack, and most of the middies are young even by LI standards. Only two real holdbacks that are close to turning 14. A close defender and a middie. All the rest are 13 and won't turn 14 until August or September time frame. Several of the starters have late summer 2005 birthdays, which is fairly common for teams in the DC area. The team is not nearly as old as you may think it is.


Hey birthday boy. Love all your made up birthdates. Very credible stuff. Love the effort on the spin. Not the usual mindless garbage that usually post. Well done, fake news slime. But you seemed to forget one of the made up birthdays. Not sure how the boy that played with the 2023 DC Dogs until this year, could slip your mind. I mean, a double holdback 6’1” 175 lb 7th grader is kinda hard to forget. So what’s this fake 2024 “mans” made up birthday?