you might be a hawk parent if...
you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
you ever cut your grass and found a car.
you own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
you think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
#hoganisadbag #redneckparents #hawkssuck
you might be a hawk parent if...
you’ve ever financed a tattoo.
your wife doesn’t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her [lacrosse].
you ever got too drunk to fish.
your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
you think you are an entrepreneur because of the “Dirt for Sale” sign in the front yard.
and this one is for the st marys white trash...
if you’ve ever made change in the offering plate.
#hoganisadbag #redneckparents #hawkssuck
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