Originally Posted by Anonymous
I heard that moving forward all the sons will be required to practice with no less than ten (10) training laces at any given time. 1 on each wrist, 2 on each ankle, 2 on their stick and one woven carefully through each earhole on their helmet. Those that successfully practice with this set up with be able to advance to "Laced up Phase II" where a series of training laces will be woven together to create a Training Lace belt that will further their core muscle development.

Goalies will he lashed to a goal using no less than 48 training laces (a technique derived from the Gordon Bombay book for lacrosse coaches who didn't play lacrosse) and training laces will be tossed at them from various angles to work on toughness and eye-Training lace coordination.

D1 scholarships will be guaranteed for all.


What a trend setter! I wonder if all of those training laces will be included in their tutition!