I am going to NLF and I am going to eat pork and beans and spray my hand with a shart (juicy fart-[lacrosse] fart) in the woods. The anxiety at these tournaments always gets my bowels, and I always shake the hand of the big-mouthed Commack Blastard dad right after I [lacrosse] myself. It feels so good knowing I got him! Try it people! It feels so good against them Blastards! Don't forget to wash afterwards. One time I forgot to do that and got a bit of spray-mouth while eating a donut. It was chocolate covered and was tricky.
