Express takes down Blast. Blastards are flipping dumpster and lighting cars on fire! Fortunately, the tears of the stripper moms are extinguishing the flames.
We're going to need some medics and some psychologists to Stimson Middle School ASAP! Blast lost to geese now too and the Blastards are officially on suicide watch! Blast moms are giving Geese coaches lap dances to try to get their kid a spot for next year!! The conversations are crazy!
