So in a nutshell, what the parents want out of their PAL tuition is:

Run by certified trainers
Paid coaches
Broken down into an A & B team
3 practices a week
Districts merged and the best of the best put on A, second tier is B and third team is developmental.
Head Coaches of the school districts to run the program.

All for the bargain basement price of about $200!

Does this look logical, reasonable or even sane to anyone?