The issue is the lack of D talent at this level, no kids have been able to stop the Big Lefty on Express nor the Little Lefty on WP. Those 2 are top talent at this grade level and at this age most teams have their weaker kids playing defense.
Dad, I know your stint in JV high school lacrosse was a let down to Grandpa, but just try to keep yourself in check through this, ok? See you at dinner. Love, Lefty