Originally Posted by Anonymous
Originally Posted by Anonymous
Man this is all good stuff keep it coming , the father with the pop belly with the lacrosse stick in hand practices and games that wouldn't able to run a mile under 9:00 or even cradle a ball. Funny stuff !!
I have a complaint, I don't have a pot belly and i still can't run a mile under 9:00!


I will just say that there seems to be a direct relationship between the size of a dad's belly and the amount of "coaching" he provides. It is always the guy with what looks like a beach ball under his shirt who leads the way yelling at games and providing all his in depth scoring to the other parents. Meanwhile Dad either (1) never played any competitive sport and almost definitely never played lacrosse; and (2) forget about 9:00 Mike, couldn't run to the comer without an oxygen tank. (And yet yells at his kid for not hustling on 90 degree day and the kid is on game #3)