Funny. I see what you did there. By referencing a tampon, you are implying that I am female. And being female means that I'm not tough and that I complain for no reason. I get it. You are the man and so that means you have all the answers. But let me take a stab at guessing more about you. Your son is a holdback. And you are insecure about it. Find a good therapist. And just accept that some kids need to cheat to level the playing field. Yours, for example, Don't blame yourself. It's a good chance he's not yours. And if by some luck he is, I can only assume that your brilliant reasoning served you well at Suffolk Community College. Which means you probably won't understand this post. By the way, I said fill it up with the premium gas buddy. Get it straight.
