You jealous dads are funny. Sorry things aren't working out for you.
We only play down - Crabs handbook
You're just mad because your son got cut at Crabs tryouts... Can't beat em, can't join em, so trash em....
. I don't think anyone's son was cut from Crabs because no one on here can tolerate what Crabs stands for. You forgot one thing in your rambling about can't beat/join them so trash them, the ending to your rambling is [lacrosse]*k em. Yep, [lacrosse]*k em, so now Crab dad GFYourself.