Oh mr bitter, another knucklehead showing his true colors. Got me all figured out huh?
Not even close. Not even remotely close. However, I think I have a handle on you.
You're the guy or gal wearing the club t-shirt or sweatshirt on the sidelines, with your chair snuggled up against the lines right at midfield. Telling anyone who will listen how special and athletic your group of girls are, because it only makes princess even more special. Yelling at the ref when they make a bad call, which always goes against your princesses team, but of course she never fouls. And your daughter is responsible for the great win, but when princesses team loses its not her fault, the goalie isn't really that good and you wish your team could get a better one. But you still can't figure out why no one has contacted you yet about princess, but you know it's just a matter of time, it's the other girls on her team that are making her look bad.