you sound bitter...I guess if your son can't actually make the team, he may as well look the part.
Compression shorts???? Hmmm, were they hand me downs as well.
The only thing that made any of the town teams game close was the goalie...I guess in his hand me down apparel as well.
You should have asked the coach if he could at least loan you some new gear...
He was the one laying low in the corner watching the town team.