So to recap. Reclass your kid in K, 8th grade or both. Then put them on HGH. Prep school for a PG year. Redshirt their first yr of college. Brag about them playing in College. Then they take a job working for one of their peers who graduated on time 3-4 yrs before them. See a Dr for side effects of HGH use. Diabetes, heart disease and blood clots. Have them talk to a therapist weekly about how their parents screwed up their lives. |