you might be a hawk parent if...
you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk. you ever cut your grass and found a car. you own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't. your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years. your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest. you think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
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