Instead of Trump Derangement Syndrome we now have Sons Derangement Syndrome.. Where overbearing helicopter parents troll a lacrosse forum obsessed with the Sons Lacrosse Club because little Johnnie didn't make the team. Fret not, he will still make the high school team and still get a trophy, because everybody does these days.
The only helicopter parent involved in Sons is TD, the biggest one of all. Don't worry, daddy will coach the team, now you will play...
