Based upon your response I am going to guess you are fat and out of shape.
Anyone that thinks there is nothing to do in the summer in Colorado doesn't place a premium on outdoors: nature, walks camping, hiking trails, canoeing, white water rafting mounting climbing, etc. Ever hear of Rocky Mountain National Park?
Go get yourself another cheesesteak you fat f*&^
No one is going out there to walk, camp, hike,canoe, rock climb, etc.
They are going trophy hunting to beat up on weak teams and then have 1 or 2 competitive games.